Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

tagged → #FAVE #PUNS

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

tagged → #Johnny depp

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

tagged → #fave fave fave
unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

tagged → #heros
tagged → #bby #my love
tagged → #Luke #5sos

l0vedarlene:

5secondsof-mylife:

upclassytyfighta:

princesskindacharming:

My goal in life is to be like them.

Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other. 

this is too perfect oh my gawd

^^^^^^^^^ RELATIONSHIP GOAL

tagged → #goals
tagged → #Demi #main

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

tagged → #me
tagged → #tommo