i love emma so much
i cried with laughter when this happened
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
That second pic is Kevin Jonas.
a train wreck from start to finish
Penny the service dog in training enjoying a puppuccino
Now I lay me down to rest,
A pile of books upon my desk.
If I should die before I wake,
That’s one less test I’ll have to take.
(seen on a whiteboard in one of our dorms at ASC)
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This is amazing.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK